October 2010
1 post
i am a slow learner.
it’s been sometime since i’ve been up for posting on the internet. but i’m up for it now!
i’ve spent the last year not keeping a blog but instead keeping a job! and building a home with one hell of a boy. it’s been time well spent; i’d like to tell you more, and i will! i seriously hope you’re up for hearing it because i want to understand why that lady...
September 2009
4 posts
Straight?, Late…, Great!
Part One: Straight? Of course I’ll admit that I’m a little gay. I mean, everyone is a little gay, but I, in particular, am more than a little gay. That’s not to say I don’t love dudes. I do. I love dudes! Smother me in dudes, I’d die a happy girl. After, of course, I yell at all the dudes I’m being smothered in for their inability to communicate. But this is not the point. And...
Even When I Don't Leave My House My Life Is...
last night an asian guy, whose middle name is ludwig, came over to my house to pick up the van gogh brand, espresso-flavored vodka he had left there the night before.
i had met him for the first time the night he left the vodka, when my friend aelfie starr tuff (this is her real name) - whom i had run into in my grocery store a few hours earlier, after not having seen her in five years - brought...
Back To School: Yell, Be a Dick, Love Onions.
Truth be told, I love being a dick. I love calling people on bullshit, on real shit, on any kind of shit at all. So, while I’m about to complain at length, know that I take pleasure in walking around my neighborhood hating on Ivy Leaguers. I live in and/or around Columbia University, and here it is, bona fide move-in-week, which magically and automatically (after five years of living here)...
August 2009
2 posts
Staged Naval Battle at the Queens World’s Fair... →
today, this rainy thursday, i will gather together a two-man posse, dress them in togas, and drive to queens to watch many artists throw themselves about wildly in (and hopefully off of) boats. chances are i will find it impossible not to twitter some pictures, so go follow me on twitter.com/emilynbrodsky, and live vicariously through my life of fun and whimsy.
Prefilled Communion Cup with Wafers - 210 Count →
though i am a jew i would very much like 210 prefilled communion cups with wafer included. seems like a terrific on-the-go snack. what is more filling than the blood and the body?
June 2008
2 posts
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